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When I get old I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button seeing how many hot fucking firefighters show up! OH HELL YEAH!

These bitches on Pinterest can do anything with a t-shirt. Before: plain crew neck T. After: ball gown for Cinderfuckingrella.

"a ball gown for cinderfuckingrella!" hahah so true.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

water

The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about VODKA is that it looks like water.I don't drink but this is funny

HAAAAaaaaaaaa...one of the best ecards yet!

Douchebag Apocalypse

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

Funny Confession Ecard: I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

"Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."

Things Making Me Smile This Week {11/6

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

Amen

Helpful work tip.OR school

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Who agrees?  www.anastasiasteeleandchristiangrey.com

"Every girl wants a gentleman in the street and a Christian Grey in the sheets.

its true........ - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

So true hahahhahaha

It better get on Netflix ASAP though...

Love summer, hate shaving all the time

I wasn't that drunk last night

I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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