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'Psst hey...I'm gonna just straight FUCK YO ASS UP and if you say anything to anyone I will burn down that Coldstone Creamery you lookin' at Shelly '.

I'm gonna just straight FUCK YO ASS UP and if you say anything to anyone I will burn down that Coldstone Creamery you lookin' at Shelly '.

oh my garsh, were so happy, and smiling and content...(too bad later well all be so hammared, one of us is gonna end up with our bff.).

oh my garsh, were so happy, and smiling and content.(too bad later well all be so hammared, one of us is gonna end up with our bff.

im gonna strike her out, im gonna, gonna, gonna...then im gonna get groceries, give jim some booty, take the trash out, make dinner.. o wait... pitching..

im gonna strike her out, im gonna, gonna, gonna...then im gonna get groceries, give jim some booty, take the trash out, make dinner.. o wait... pitching..

Everyday of my life

funny friendship ecard: stay up unreasonably late tonight and then complain about how unreasonably exhausted we are tomorrow. picture on VisualizeUs

Is this a good time to call or are you with that slut you broke up with me for and you're now cheating on with me?

omg lol yup i remember being just like this i told her ass he will always come back. sure enough he saw she was a slut and now we are very happy in love hahahahahahahaha

My struggle.

That's So Laughable! A baby just smiled at me and now I want.Nope, it's crying now. haha this is so me! They're all cute and cuddly til they start cryin, Then it's like take it!

So that vaccinations-causes-autism guy being fired and shamed for research fraud . . . does that bring to mind any warnings I gave you supermoms?

So that vaccinations-causes-autism guy being fired and shamed for research fraud . does that bring to mind any warnings I gave you supermoms?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done.

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. Yes. Yes I do!

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