This is how pointless your fooled, depressed, and broken heart sounds like. CAUTION- This caption may offend you, or make you smile-CAUTION: How can I stop? I fell madly in love with my blanket. But I put him in the dryer and he disappeared. I guess he's much happier now... Probably with his true love! But all of these memories of us are killing me! I just want him back! To cuddle with him, hug him, and just call him mine. I need to stop this already!