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All of these burn bridges pins are so me. "Dont burn bridges" is the worst advice ever. Because people can be terrible and it rocks when they are out of your life PERMANENTLY.

Sooooo TRUE hilarious!

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

You know who you are!!!!

Askhole: 2 people in my life do this, the only difference is that they know what they want to do, but for whatever reason still asks "what should I do? so fucking annoying.

Partly crowdy weather

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today, Walmart will be partly crowdy with a chance of people you know.

I'd Fight a Bear for you

Check out this perfect list of funny friendship quotes that will make you think of all the good times with your best friends.

Ha! my teenager niece told me today she has always considered me as an adult fairy kinda girl ... I loved it cos once upon a time I worked in a fairy shop & sprinkled fairy glitter dust on children so their wishes could come true. One little girl told me I still hadn't helped her wish come true: seeing a real Unicorn!!

"I know I'm a little bit crazy, and that's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn." FROM: Meandering Mind

Thought of you and your broken collar bone....but this is also me pregnant! LOL :D

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear

Im not very nice when im hungry.

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

What can I say; I swear like a sailor and use 'please' and 'thank you' like a saint - I'm complicated.

Such a fucking lady choosing colorful words that roll smoothly off my tongue but can be piercing to ones soul or an offer of gutter humor. Please no need to excuse thank you very much!

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If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a very bad situation. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 45 Pics

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