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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

FUCK YOU HATERS, HAVE YOU NOTICED HATERS ARE NEVER DOING AS GOOD AS YOU, THAT'S WHY THEY HATE, THEY SHOULD BE CALLED JEALOUS BITCHES!

FUCK YOU HATERS, HAVE YOU NOTICED HATERS ARE NEVER DOING AS GOOD AS YOU, THAT'S WHY THEY HATE, THEY SHOULD BE CALLED JEALOUS BITCHES!

I know I fucked up. My lie fixed something that was broken for a reason. He was a dickhead. And at the same time I cursed myself right out of your life. If I had told the truth you guys would have broken up and we would still be talking. And you would probably be my girlfriend right now. You would not have stayed mad at me because he already knew and how could you be mad at me for telling the truth.

I know I fucked up. My lie fixed something that was broken for a reason. He was a dickhead. And at the same time I cursed myself right out of your life. If I had told the truth you guys would have broken up and we would still be talking. And you would probably be my girlfriend right now. You would not have stayed mad at me because he already knew and how could you be mad at me for telling the truth.

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