Church of God Word of Life: "A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees." I laughed so hard at this sign.please forgive me, God, but I immediately went to the sexual innuendo instead of the way it was supposed to be intended.
Religion is Like a Penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my children’s throats.
This is pretty much exactly how I feel. You should want to be a good person for you, and if there's a heaven or a hell or a magical fucking forest you get to rave in for the rest of eternity, your conscience will be clear in knowing that you treated other