Or women not to rape men. Or men not to rape men. Or women not to rape women.
12 Funny Short Stories Of The Week
12 Funny Short Stories Of The Week.
The worst url
Duh we do meth and animal sacrifice at sleepovers.
Tumblr Tuesday 8-20
I feel like Bear Grylls>."my naked thing after my shower" uhhhh?
"Haha, I have a rare condition called ectrodactly (my fingers and toes are shorter and not formed properly) so whenever someone says "I don't bite!" I like to walk up and say "That's a lie" it's pretty funny" Woah dude
29 Times Tumblr Completely Got What It Means To Be British
This is my favourite :-) Though I wouldn't say I hate England or English people, I just hate when people think England is the only British country
Next time a man yells at you.
Have used this with working theatre
when I see really attractive people I just laugh because I know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
Hahaha how Twilight was written. I LOVE Twilight, but that's just too stinkin funny!
Don't make friends
Don't make friends.<<<< Glad we sorted that out. Now I have an excuse when I sit alone!
this is why Europe had the black plague XD
My life would be complete with this place. -- "it would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard"