On Christmas I gave everyone at school cards with doctor who and Sherlock and supernatural quotes in just to get people to start watching them but I don't want people to start watching them because THEYRE MY TV PROGRAMS!
You must make implications not direct statements. For example: he didn't get stabbed exactly 27 times in his chest. The sharp blade had a deep love for his flesh and for that he wished to carve his love within him.
you think Shakespeare is boring? Shakespeare thinks your mom is boring. I don't love Shakespeare, but I that's because I don't catch the humor he uses right away ( that's because I don't read him on leisure time )
Actually, the wording wouldn't be "why can not you get me some ice cream". It would be "why can you not get me some ice cream". Just because a contraction is used does not mean that the word and not are next to each other.