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Adult Goals! ;)

Weekend Goals: Not leaving my bedroom, Not leaving my house, Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.WHy do I find this so funny.

How to stop extinction of animals

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

You don't like me?That's a shame. I'll pencilin some time to cryabout it later. Rightnow, I'm busy enjoyingmy life, and I will bedoing that all day.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I'm busy enjoying my life, and I will be doing that all day.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Mmmm.  Sounds like the thing to do.#ad

Mmmm. Sounds like the thing to do.#ad

DAMN IT

This made me laugh, especially while reading the funny book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.

The day before a blizzard

Every nurse's story at least once in her life. This has been me the whole last work week which is why I have refused to be called in this week.

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