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funny quote my relationship status is sweatpants, oreos and netflix.

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Relatable Post There's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants !

My wife and I do this to each other all the time. It's quite entertaining ;-)

I do this way too much to my husband. And I ALWAYS ask to stick my cold feet on his belly - says original pinned. Which is funny because I do the same thing!

@Ashley Walters Walters Layne Olsson i feel like you would appreciate this haha. Totally @Alex Jones Avanesian on it!!!!

-If your boyfriend/girlfriend is mad at you, put a cape on them, and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh, marry them.

That pretty much sums up my whole life..

That pretty much sums up my whole life..

Funny pictures about Love is an open door. Oh, and cool pics about Love is an open door. Also, Love is an open door.

Do Not Read the Next Sentence

since there was no period, or exclamation point the " you little rebel I like you" was not the next sentence. Technically there is no second sentence to begin with.

SpongeBob never has a bad answer…I would seriously always wait for this episode to come on.

That hat makes you look like a girl, Spongebob. One of my favorite SpongeBob quotes.

Sometimes the dumbest shit comes out of our mouths!!!  I LOVE Steve Harvey's face!

I'm not going to lie, I absolutely love watching Family Feud because Steve Harvey is hilarious. This is one of the best responses in the history of Family Feud.

Google: I know everything.Facebook: I know everyone. Internet: Without me, you're all nothing.Electricity: Keep talking fools.

Are you listening Luke Bryan, Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, Chace Crawford and zac Effron? Nope I want Tom Hiddleston :) ;

Wow.. Its like whoever made this knows me better than I know myself lol

When you overeat

Reread this but say "three hours later" in that voice from spongebob's tv show hahahaha this is me everyday at work

one day i shall be an fbi agent. i will find the government database. i will enter in tom hiddleston's photo and find the 7 people who look like him. i will get their adresses. is that stalker-ish? yes, yes it its

one day i shall be an fbi agent. i will find the government database. i will enter in tom hiddleston's photo and find the 7 people who look like him. i will get their adresses. is that stalker-ish? yes, yes it its<< previous pinned said this.

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