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Good bartender!

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a bartender. Last night I saw a guy drug another girl's drink. While he wasn't looking, I switched the drinks. Watched that guy drug himself.

"My grandma is mostly blind and lives alone now. When I visit her, I ask her about her life and record it secretly. I've turned all of her adventures and tales into a short novel for my family"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My grandma is mostly blind and lives alone now. When I visit her, I ask her about her life and record it secretly. I've turned all of her adventures and tales into a short novel for my family"

Once I was talking to a girl on Webcam and her dad walked in... I pretended to be an advertisement

15 people that have life figured out Talking to girl on webcam, dad walked in, pretended to be an advertisement

This girl is my hero... and I'm a dude.

This girl is my hero… and I'm a dude.

This girl is my hero.<<<< how are you deserving of sex (probably what he was searching for) if you can't even read words about natural body functions or parts?

My best friend was in the hospital for attempted suicide...I showed up 15 minutes after I found out, her parents showed up 6 hours later. Inexcusable.

Someone from Richmond Hill posted a whisper, which reads "My best friend was in the hospital for attempted suicide.I showed up 15 minutes after I found out, her parents showed up 6 hours later.

Someday my kids will be like, “hey mom, can we get another puppy” and I’m gonna be like, “heck yeah what a great idea” & we’ll have 76 dogs

Someday my kids will be like, “hey mom, can we get another puppy” and I’m gonna be like, “heck yeah what a great idea” & we’ll have 76 dogs Totally me

Me as a cop: *pulls someone over*  Them: is there a problem?  Me: I just noticed you have a dog and was wondering if I could pet him?

Me as a cop: *pulls someone over* Them: is there a problem? Me: I just noticed you have a dog and was wondering if I could pet him. This is totally me!

This I great

Someone from Downers Grove, Illinois, US posted a whisper, which reads "My friends did it. They made the world a sandwich "

17 Outrageously Embarrassing Period Confessions

17 Outrageously Embarrassing Period Confessions

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