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AN unnamed club in the Chinese Super League aims to smash the world transfer record after it emerged they offered a really unfit, fat, lazy heavy drinking armchair guy £1 million per week in a deal that would dwarf Messi's and Ronaldo's salaries combined.   #Carlos Tevez #chinese super league #cristiano ronaldo

AN unnamed club in the Chinese Super League aims to smash the world transfer record after it emerged they offered a really unfit, fat, lazy heavy drinking armchair guy £1 million per week in a deal that would dwarf Messi's and Ronaldo's salaries combined. #Carlos Tevez #chinese super league #cristiano ronaldo

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by Danny SoZ Troubled soccer icon, Paul Gasgoine, walked through East London in a state of complete sobriety in the early hours of last Monday morning according to an eyewitness.  Toby Dell, 87, from Whitechapel in East London, told us: "It was around 2.00am when I spotted Gazza walking towards me.   #drink #Gazza #Paul Gascoigne

by Danny SoZ Troubled soccer icon, Paul Gasgoine, walked through East London in a state of complete sobriety in the early hours of last Monday morning according to an eyewitness. Toby Dell, 87, from Whitechapel in East London, told us: "It was around 2.00am when I spotted Gazza walking towards me. #drink #Gazza #Paul Gascoigne

A STALKER uses traditional tactics to get the bird of his dreams by calling her from a street phone box, asking if she's alone, before promising to burn her house down — including her.   #alone #phone box #stalker

A STALKER uses traditional tactics to get the bird of his dreams by calling her from a street phone box, asking if she's alone, before promising to burn her house down — including her. #alone #phone box #stalker

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BBC Order Nicky Campbell Not to be Smarmy Twat While Paris Mourns

BBC Order Nicky Campbell Not to be Smarmy Twat While Paris Mourns

Innovative Missing Parts Bonus Scheme Introduced for Staff at IKEA

Innovative Missing Parts Bonus Scheme Introduced for Staff at IKEA

Police Make Grim Discovery as Human Remains Found in Google Plus

Police Make Grim Discovery as Human Remains Found in Google Plus

London Woman Forced To Wage Jihad In Syria Following Misleading Online Holiday Review

London Woman Forced To Wage Jihad In Syria Following Misleading Online Holiday Review

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