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'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.'  Mae West (1893-1980)

'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.' Mae West (1893-1980)

Различные красивые и веселые рисунки

Различные красивые и веселые рисунки

'A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.'  Jack Benny (1894-1974)

'A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.' Jack Benny (1894-1974)

'A class system is something you use to discriminate against someone who looks like you.' Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)

'A class system is something you use to discriminate against someone who looks like you.' Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)

'The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall.' Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)

'The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall.' Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)

'A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now".' Ronnie Barker (1929-2005)

'A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now".' Ronnie Barker (1929-2005)

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.     George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin

'It's important to live your life by a motto. I chose to live my life by the motto, 'My enemy's enemy is my friend.' Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy. So, I have to invite him to barbecues.' - Richard Herring (July 12, 1967 -)

'It's important to live your life by a motto. I chose to live my life by the motto, 'My enemy's enemy is my friend.' Unfortunately, as it turns out, my enemy is his own worst enemy. So, I have to invite him to barbecues.' - Richard Herring (July 12, 1967 -)

'If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' - Marcus Brigstocke (8 May 1973 -)

'If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' - Marcus Brigstocke (8 May 1973 -)