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Is this the krusty krab?

" "Hello, Is this the Krusty Crab?" "No this is Patrick" *hangs up* *ring ring* "is this the Krusty Crab?" "No this is Patrick!" *ring ring* "No this is Patrick!" "Im not a Krusty Crab!" "Patrick, that's the name of the resturaunt.

The best of SpongeBob SquarePants

Spongebob Squarepants Quotes of pure AWESOMENESS! Is it bad that I read every one of these in the voice of the character who said them and remembered every episode that each quote came from?

minus the bottom part


:O If I had the power to draw magical people who would come to life, I'd draw Tom Hiddleston and David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch and hide them under my bed! And feed them tea and cookies and pudding! :D I'D DO THE SAM THING

Spongebob and Patrick

it is insane how excited I got about this. but I LOVE this episode. it is my absolute favorite! Patrick is soooo mad because he can't see his forehead! Funniest shit ever!