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11 Quotes To Remember When Life Is Unfair

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

Woo-hoo, it's Friday...

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

You know what I like about people? ... Their pets.

You know what I like about people? ... Their pets.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

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