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I thought every woman did.

Elephants and Taurus never forget! 'Keep Score' Beverage Napkin by Anne Taintor

Some people will always lie...no matter what the circumstances are!

I have plenty of talent and I'm a good role model that people want to be around.smells like bullshit.

:-)  The dino show that used to be on tv, the baby would say "not the momma" to the dad, thats what my kids would say

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.

Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

Spring harvest

hairy fat woman bathtub shaving legs with chainsaw razors, cavewomen neanderthal women Spring is coming. spring harvest sign over bathtub,

Wouldn't this be fun to say to your kids; just once??

EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat." What's it matter? It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;

Retro humor

Magnet - Make your own damn dinner To dress up that boring fridge or as a gift for any woman that can appreciate some retro humor.

Retrolicious and Snarky! 25 Anne Taintor Kitchen Scenes

Retrolicious and Snarky! 25 Anne Taintor Kitchen Scenes

Anne Taintor magnet "hopes and dreams would only distract me from making these awesome casseroles "

Every mom can appreciate this! I would get so much more done if I didn't have to clean up after teenagers!

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

Yes they also fall into the groups of people that hate me and the people that don't:) Why?

There are two types of people in the world. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm and Idiots.

Will the Real Mrs. James Please Stand Up? | Nightingalechronicles.com

if by “happy” you mean trapped with no means of escape…? then yes, I’m happy - Anne Taintor products!

Ahahahahahaha

"When you wanna throat punch somebody, but you trying to get right with the Lord." This applies to my life.

Seriously!!

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.