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MAD-insane? or MAD-furious? You might want to discern the difference before speaking to her. Taking a big chance there.


A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.

There should be a #line at every #supermarket for those who have their #act together #LetsGetWordy

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

haha yes stop blaming the animals for snapping when you bother them! Leave the poor things alone.

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How to Make Your Own Luck – Brain Pickings

How to Make Your Own Luck

“Being right keeps you in place, being wrong forces you to explore." -- Steven Johnson "You are what you settle for,” Janis Joplin admonished in her final interview. “You are ONLY as much as you settle for.

great if you want to get the best deal on a hotel...

Travel Quotes The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. Augustine of Hippo To travel is to live.

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Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

Exactly! So thankful to have my sweet helpers as i battle another migraine :/ need the helping hands to prepare for a weekend of wedding, birthdays, and Easter!

What I love most about my home is who I share it with - free printable! Great home decor printable.

 so getting a dinosaur!!         This one is for @Sylvia Latham

"If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur. Do you think there's room in your backyard for a dinosaur?

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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two