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Eerily if I were to put my hair into a braided chignon & put the peach artificial flowers from my first wedding into my hair, with my porcelain skin AND the spot on quote, this could be my skewed  image of myself! Gives me chills!

Pretty much-Fitness level - pulled a muscle in my ass just crossing my legs - vintage retro funny quote

Sad but true.

Napkins - Anne Taintor Medicine Funny Cocktail Beverage Need These!

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"The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused. What is leftover wine?

That's my walking style ;)

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!


Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver - vintage retro funny quote Tyksinski