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oh my god me at walmart everytime. I hate lil short cars. Drive something real like a truck give the barbie car back to your daughter!

Need to replace wine with apple crown then this would be more accurate lol

Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

Fuck that shit... Definitely me

QUOTE, Woman: 'I'm a lady, but fuck that shit is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for the word no.

Shit happens

Rottenecards - Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened, the end!

Pardon the language but this was too funny not to re-pin

Ain't been at work 30 minutes // what the bibbity bobbity fuck is this shit // Cinderella // nurse life

#tattoos #quotes

Agree with the first part of this statement. they should leave it there, as the second part is unkind, and therefore, de trop

Guilty

When I say to you "that's crazy," of the time it means I haven't been listening to a single word of what you just said. Talk thing of importance to me. How True!

How I feel after a bad day at work

yep exactly how I felt today. Yelled at two for sitting there waiting for to come. and wrote one up. Yep I think I may lose my mind at this freaking place

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