People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™. Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays™. http://imaginal.tumblr.com/post/161467356480
I would like to incorporate this into my ceremony instead of a candle or sand. Have an empty box, have the officiant read this, and put something from our wedding day in that box. We can keep filling the box throughout the years with "treasures" we collect together.