Once my friend jokingly told his bff to try and hang himself and he was like I already have (as a joke bc he bruised his neck) and I went SAME and they all looked at me and I was like hahahaaaa what's that over there?
Definitely do the email the professor thing. I've gotten into so many of my classes by just asking them to add me from the waitlist. If you show that kind of drive they'll (probably) want you in their class
Gross and I never thought of it that way before
75 Today’s Most Funny Memes (#179)
Read This If You Feel Like Your Last Year Was Completely Insignificant
Read this. This year was not insignificant, albeit more subtle. This is beautiful and perfect.
54 Memes for Finals Week -
Oh hey look! It's my dad! "I keep thinking I'm behind but I'm actually way ahead. Huh!"
Nope. Cereal comes first, then milk. I don't trust any bitch who thinks otherwise.
WE NEED SOME CHAMP-PAINE, MY DUDES AND MY LADIIEEESSS