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@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

If cleanliness is next to godliness then my car must be the portal to hell. | Snarkecards

If cleanliness is next to godliness then my car must be the portal to hell. This is sooo true!

Yes!

Yes!

True story... I think I would just save my energy for the coming fight.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

High horse

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That first step off your high horse is gonna be a bitch honey. Tuck and roll.

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Yep all the time!(:

All the time. pretty much daily Do you ever just wake up an go "NOPE" .and roll over and go back to sleep? I do, almost every morning.

Loved playing this game!

red rover red rover send *whispers frantically* *nods heads in agreement* *yells* ROBBY RIGHT OVER

giving me mike and ikes and texting me all night before camp #mybestguyfriends

Funny pictures about I like food and sleep. Oh, and cool pics about I like food and sleep. Also, I like food and sleep.

This is my life. killed me when i read   this. made me laugh literally out loud! my day today...ugh

How my day at work went…

This is my life. killed me when I read this. Made me laugh literally out loud! My day at work (almost everyday).

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Bitchcraft- The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

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