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Chocolate comes from cocoa - I think I'll turn this saying into a cross stitch some day.

Chocolate Is A Salad: Chocolate comes from cocoa. Cocoa is a tree. A Tree is a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad. Can't argue with that logic.

Lol

So true! Mirror - "you look great! Take a picture!" Camera - "Mirror said you look great? Well too bad.

Hey, I found this really awesome Etsy listing at https://www.etsy.com/listing/120345445/winnie-the-pooh-quote-wall-decal-art

As soon as I saw you I knew an adventure was going to happen Winnie the Pooh wall art wall sayings. and what an adventure you have been.

Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel tht shit in my soul.

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

Treadmill

I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to Chipotle and eat a burrito.

Are you fucking kidding me would be on my headstone.

Are you fucking kidding me would be on my headstone.

no shit

my life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are

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