"It's because I'm a writer," I say as I bookmark the page on natural poisons and the page on how quickly one would die when stabbed. <----- "I am a writer" I say as I search the internet for how to get away with kidnapping
Great minds all over the Earth toiled over the problem of the bare mattress. This was exacerbated by exhaustion from their fitful, sleepless nights attempting to rest on the eerie texture. ''It feels unclean,'' they said to themselves, knowing that this was an untruth proven by science. The invention of the fitted sheet finally allowed them to rest their tired thoughts. Some never awoke from such a blissful slumber.