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"Remember: When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face." Oh Lord, must remember this!

Hmmmm......tells you something!

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

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Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

I know, right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

stupid long months..lol

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Recovery from over doing it....

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Ha!

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

Hahaha. Exactly!

I am too good for Walmart, and I love Target. Classier people shop at Target.

Of course I'm an organ and tissue donor

Of course I am an organ and tissue donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

Lol

Ghetto word of the day: Bishop. My girlfriend fell down so I picked that bishop.

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Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

This made me laugh out loud in class

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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