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Too fucking real, Its like all my friends tottally forgot about me but its all good.

Winter (n.)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. LOL!!!

Im a firm believer in the definition of this word: winter (noun)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. This would be exactly the case except for we are required to wear shorts in gym and sometimes I happen to have gym in the winter.

Why is it that house guests forget this one simple fact: the dog lives here, you don’t! This bold and quirky wall poster will remind your friends that dogs are family! Print reads, “If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be …

Lock You Up Poster

Why is it that house guests forget this one simple fact: the dog lives here, you don’t! This bold and quirky wall poster will remind your friends that dogs are family! Print reads, “If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be …

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Men have two emotions: hungry and horny If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich

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Because she woke up. Sometimes I wish I could stay asleep forever. Then I could stay in wonderland.

Is Domestic Violence a Bigger Problem Than We Realize? #infographic #DomesticViolence #Health

Is Domestic Violence a Bigger Problem Than We Realize? #infographic

So much truth in this. I'm sorry for stirring things up again, I know I cant have you back, I accepted that a while back, I just wanted you to know that I still love you and that I'm sorry I let you walk out my door, biggest mistake I've ever made. My distraction isn't working anymore.

So much truth in this. I'm sorry for stirring things up again, I just wanted you to know that I still love you and that I'm sorry I let you walk out my door, biggest mistake I've ever made.

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