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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.


James is a master muse of life lessons. He's lived 10 lives, reports on it all - the good, the bad, so others may learn. His latest - Top 10 reasons to procrastinate.

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Top 10 one-liners in 2012

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epic lol

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Pretty much. (Thanks for sending me this, @Adrienne Hedlund! :))

chocolate bar bigger than my head. even better a chocolate bar bigger than my head would be heaven on earth

I wish this would happen to me. I don't think it does.

Problem is: I'm not entirely sure if I don't mind looking like I just finished a drug deal -LL

26 Weird Vintage Photos - Team Jimmy Joe

26 Weird Vintage Photos from the Creepy Olden Days

You can wear your fancy attire all you want Marie. I’m wearing the scuba suit and that’s final.

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I have a great joke about procrastination… I'll tell you later!

I have a great joke about procrastination… I'll tell you later!