My 9year old daughter this morning :  With great puddles comes great splashability

My 9year old daughter this morning : With great puddles comes great splashability

I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant, she started crying. everyone thought I proposed and started clapping...

I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant, she started crying. everyone thought I proposed and started clapping...

Today, I told my crush I liked her. She looked at me, grabbed a piece of paper, crumpled it in a ball and threw it in my face. I was confused then she said  "That's for taking so damn long!"

Today, I told my crush I liked her. She looked at me, grabbed a piece of paper, crumpled it in a ball and threw it in my face. I was confused then she said "That's for taking so damn long!"

Went grocery shopping and realized my cart looked like a 10 year old filled it. so I got some beer to even it out.

princess diaries forever in our hearts..reminds me of "oh sorry for my terrible English, it is not my first language" when they speak better than I do

princess diaries forever in our hearts..reminds me of "oh sorry for my terrible English, it is not my first language" when they speak better than I do

"I was bullied in high school for being smart.   I'm now the CEO of a company, and my high school bully just pumped gas for me. "

"I was bullied in high school for being smart. I'm now the CEO of a company, and my high school bully just pumped gas for me. "

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