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When I was young, I always dreamed of becoming a mom, so I could make a meal that everyone hates, then force miniature versions of myself to bathe, while they cry and tell me they like my husband better. Dreams do come true.

I still have a few things I owned IN HIGH SCHOOL. I graduated 15 yrs ago, lol. My kids are 11 and 5. And yep, this is accurate.

I still have a few things I owned IN HIGH SCHOOL. I graduated 15 yrs ago, lol. My kids are 11 and And yep, this is accurate.

FALLelujah

I LOVE pumpkin! -Dawn It may be 80 degrees outside, but pumpkin spice everything is out and I can wear autumn colors, so Fall-la-la-la-la!

Too funny!  Dehydrated philosophers who need a hug  :-D

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

At night when I actually have a cork screw when my kid actually goes to sleep at his regular bedtime and when I can rub some facial masque all over this scary face and relax

Hi, I'm a mom. My hobbies include making food that no one eats and counting to I enjoy long walks to the bathroom by myself and the rare moment when I get to watch a show that isn't animated. I also love wine, I really love wine.

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