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Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.
When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol
Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.
Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.
"No officer my speech is not slurred.I'm just talking cursive"
They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.
The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)
Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.
Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)
biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.
I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints
Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.
