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A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.

Bragging leads to vanity and vanity is all too shallow, working out for yourself but still receiving compliments on how you look is win-win!

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

It's funny how you think you're awesome, but I constantly have people coming up to me laughing about what a giant douchebag you are.

It's funny how you think you're awesome, but I constantly have people coming up to me laughing about what a giant douchebag you are. And how you married a total fat bitch.Mr Douchebag and his Heftybag Mrs.

I think "bae" is one of the dumbest things....like it's so hard to throw that 2nd "b" in there!

I wouldn't actually punch someone in the "fae" --but this is exactly how annoyed I am with the word "bae".

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

If being 'nice' means pretending to like everybody and everything they do, but then talking about them behind their backs...well, then I'll just take my chances being real.

If being "nice" means pretending to like everybody and everything they do, but then talking about them behind their backs.well, then I'll take my chances being real. Just be real, or GTFO.

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Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

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