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One of my dads favorite curses is,"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits". I have to admit though that I like this version better.-p Lol

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I could add others....... like, "I do not like the dirt under your fingernails dude."

Dysfunctional Valentine's Hearts

It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self.  ~~~~  Have to love Maxine=) @Erin Fendley

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self. ~~~~ Have to love Maxine=)

I'm putting this on my resume. People should know my work style upfront.

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

In 40 years from now!

Maxine: Do you realize that in 40 years we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos, AND -- rap music will be the golden oldies. (Now that's SCARY)

Got to get me some get well cards!

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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

Uh, sorry, but, after a long day....

Wow, that food stamp card goes great with that coach purse and Escalade .

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