modern-alphabet - Alphabet taught to kids nowadays.
I struggle with this excuse daily!
We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.
Aging Humor: Nurse: The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. Husband: What did she say? Wife: They want your underwear.
Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!