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Dog spelled backwards is God for a reason.

Funny pictures about What Is Love For A Kid. Oh, and cool pics about What Is Love For A Kid. Also, What Is Love For A Kid photos.

I totally am

Got tired of being the smart kid.decided to become the cool kid. My early life. Failed at both.

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"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" was my favorite Dr. Seus book when I was first beginning to read. I would read that book over and over.

You got that right.  And you do NOT have the right to remain silent.  I'll use that against you too.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.so true

Strong WOMAN

Just a woman? Oh, hell no! I am a big cup of wonderful, covered in awesome sauce, with a splash od Bitch, and a dash of Crazy. You be sure to remember that!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Telemarketer called and asked to talk to 'the person that runs the house' so I handed the phone to the 3 year old and went back to reading my book.

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"Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you kick some grass over that shit and move on."

Take heed! Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

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Funny pictures about Twinkle twinkle little snitch. Oh, and cool pics about Twinkle twinkle little snitch. Also, Twinkle twinkle little snitch.

Only pinned because its my life story

My Life

This is the truth of my life. Except now it has become: Morning = exhausted, Afternoon = Dizzy from fatigue, Night = too panicked to sleep.

I don't know about texting all night...you would have to be REALLY special.

I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you’re special to me.