Buy 'pushing fifty' by Tim Mellish as a Greeting Card. This cartoon is a funny (cheeky) birthday card for a woman (your mum, sister, aunt?) reaching the 50 milestone. It adds a little humour to the ageing process which can be anything.
What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.