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Sleeping is MY drug my bed is is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.omg this is an everyday affair for me

In which a Mac owner and a customer service rep bond over BBC Sherlock....just about the funniest thing I've heard all day XD <-- This would be too funny if it were real.

That wonderful moment when you encounter a fellow fan. (I would also sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott btw.) haha I love it when strangers are into the same things!

funny text messages i wasnt that drunk | DrakeI wasn't that drunk at ur party, was I? | Dude, you hid in my ...

These People Proved That Drunk Texting Never Goes Well - Pokemonster

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Obviously this is the reason I have a hard time falling to sleep!

Obviously this is the reason I'm still awake!

Legend says when you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone elses dream. so if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that'd be great. I need some sleep.

What if food told you the truth.  This is the greatest thing. I want it hung in my kitchen!

What if food told you the truth.

What if food told you the truth. The ice cream is totally me.

A very liberal and brave person, to even accept ghost in is life and say to them in a nice and a little bit sleepy voice "Get hell out of here, I'm sleeping and I was just fine until you come, you little sh*t!"

A very liberal and brave person, to even accept ghost in is life and say to them in a nice and a little bit sleepy voice "Get hell out of here, I'm sleeping and I was just fine until you come, you little sh*t!

: funny things

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask, "Are you sleeping?" Me: "No, I'm training to die.

Dumb Mom’s Guide. How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night.

How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night

hope your are this hard to get into bed when you are 18 hahahaha

Sleep Over Party    The Office haha I never knew what this really looked like cus they showed it too fast... Now I can't stop laughing!!!!!

Sleep Over Party The Office haha I never knew what this really looked like cus they showed it too fast. Now I can't stop laughing!

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