Fun Fact: Polar Bears yell when they poop.) I cannot stop laughing at this fun fact. Wouldn't you love to meet the person who figured this out? Does a bear poop in the woods? Oh does he ever, I hear it all the time!
This is an old joke . "A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit, "Does shit ever stick to your fur?" the rabbit replied "All the time!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.