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Do penguins have knees, though? This question has caused me to stay up all night before. Seriously. Haha

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

Ok I will try

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

This is usually dead on for me! The best thing is to find out how to move forward anyhow.

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

This is basically exactly how I feel about my evil coworker.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Sounds like something Bill Engvall - Here's your sign would say.

Funny pictures about When people see me at the supermarket. Oh, and cool pics about When people see me at the supermarket. Also, When people see me at the supermarket.

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

meanderings . . .

This just about sums it up… “I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m going to be awesome.

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Hahahahaha!  Good one

Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

Joss Whedon = genius.

"Remember to always be yourself. unless you suck." ~ Joss Whedon (I needed this because some people should NOT be themselves. They should grow the hell up.

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