"So are you still collecting the homework?" "Oh my God! You weren't supposed to mention that! None of us did it!" "But-" "Guys, this isn't the time to argue about homework, there's a tornado out there ready to kill us!"
She brushed her hair aside and tilted her head as she spoke, revealing a large and unusual brand upon her neck, the likes of which had never been seen around their homeland. She was an interesting surprise.
After being happily married for 17 years, a woman's husband confesses that he has kept her by using a love potion for all these years. Together, they agree to see what happens when she goes without it.