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I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

Whoever told me to follow my heart is going to get shanked. Follow your brain. Your heart is an idiot.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

This is me sometimes, well.... Most of the time. Ecards ecards e-card meme funny joke