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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, your a mile away and you have their shoes!

haha, my husband totally gives me an affection erection...

I like you so much that when ever I see you I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart-on. An affection erection.

Wine does that...

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

I need that dryer! LOL

wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free? and three sizes smaller?


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oh yes all the timeeeee, something that got me mad about him was before he even became a close friend with me I used to always see people talking about him and how amazing he was and he would like lowkey brag and rub it off , that would get me more like annoyed , really don’t like it when people do that but then with Time he got better at that and he’s isn’t like that anymore thank god when he would do that , that would decrease my self esteem

All the time. pretty much daily Do you ever just wake up an go "NOPE" .and roll over and go back to sleep? I do, almost every morning.

I already know that I'm going to hell. At this point it's really go big or go home.

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

bull shit, lol

Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

A bit of urological history LOL... proof which head is more important.

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

Blushingly funny.....Toasted


I am your handsome toast dream come true your my beautiful hot toaster with those gorgeous brown eyes of yours that i want to spend an eternity with forever

When one door closes, another opens. Or you can reopen the closed door. That's how doors work.

When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how closed doors work.

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I just stubbed my toe. No, I did not cry like a baby. Babies do not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.