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I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

True Story.  You've been dating a month and she buys a 4.5 million dollar home across from your grandma?  Stage 5 clinger.

True Story. You've been dating a month and she buys a 4.5 million dollar home across from your grandma? Stage 5 clinger.

and blame the bff for your material o' the day, while I walk in on the act in our own bedroom!

and blame the bff for your material o' the day, while I walk in on the act in our own bedroom!

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

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