Where in this wide world can man find nobility without pride, friendship without envy or beauty without vanity? Here, where grace is laced with muscle, and strength by gentleness confined. He serves without servility; he has fought without enmity. There is nothing so powerful, nothing less violent; there is nothing so quick, nothing more patient......All our history is his industry. We are his heirs, he our inheritance. Ladies and Gentlemen--the Horse!" - Ronald Duncan
As if scooping WHEELBARROW loads of excrement isn't annoying enough in and of itself, there are still those special moments that really make you want to scream (or, if you're like me, swear violently, likely scaring the poor horse in there with you).