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Childhood Is Like Being Drunk - The Daily Quotes

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 74 Pics

I'm vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have a quiet time interrupted

Oh so true ;

Yeah must be that!

Yes! I get stuck behind people who don't have their shit together ALL THE TIME! Then they take 10 minutes to write a check. Who in the hell writes checks anymore?????

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

yep!

So true! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 78 Pics

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it's probably me, drunk.

coffee and vodka (and of course CRAFT BEER!)

honey, coffee and vodka

I got jokes. All kinds of jokes.

I got jokes. All kinds of jokes.

hahaha good way to think about it. I love my wine quotes ;)

Champagne Thursday quote, if I ever heard one.

I Think My Mom's Gone Crazy

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Hahahahaha that is true. There were so many names I wanted for my future children until I met certain people.

Hate is too strong for me. But it's so true.people influence you're baby naming process.

I don't think we can go to the casino tonight buddy.... Said no one ever

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: It's all fun & games till. your jeans don't fit anymore.

Selfish libertarians

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

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