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'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

Life is short

Life is short - Smile while you still have teeth. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

The two things that can change a woman's mood.-) I would add chocolate.

Never do anything that you would't ant to explain to the paramedics (or doctors and nurses)

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics (or doctors and nurses)

Jasmine, we suspect that Aladdin might be…

Jasmine, we suspect that Aladdin might be…

I love my Disney movies, but this was too funny not to pin. This is what happens when grown ups write the make believe dialogue. Who designed the plastic Aladdin's smile?<<<<what was with the eyes?

I have CDO

I have CDO

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

I'm actually starting to limit my sarcastic remarks, due to the sensitiveness of my friends... *sigh*

Funny pictures about The power of sarcasm. Oh, and cool pics about The power of sarcasm. Also, The power of sarcasm photos.

how u feel

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them, the police call it indecent exposure, but whatever. View more funny quotes. Related posts: If you love someone… If You Want To Feel Rich… If You Love Someone… Quote of the Day – I’m not fat

AMEN.

hahahahahahahah omgg sooo true (epsecially the last one!) And Taylor Is Not A Whore

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