Local weatherman visits an elementary school and gets one hell of a thank you note: "Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames. And in case you didn't know that's pretty dang sweet."
"... Is he wearing red tights? Is this man seriously wearing red tights while he proposes at me!?" - " and also stop kissing me on the bridge of my nose, which is how like how no one has ever kissed anyone ever." - Rejecting men, art style.