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We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

"We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Smith 'ugly baby judges you!

I'm allergic to mornings

Dan's funny thought of the day: I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.

Oh my.

I’d kick you…

Omg I just laughed so hard I cried.my husband just looked at me like I need a straight jacket im laughing so hard!

"Never apologize for something that makes you happy. Unless that thing is already married, then you should probably apologize for being a whore."

"Never apologize for something that makes you happy. Unless that thing is already married, then you should probably apologize for being a whore." Yeah Sarah although I do not accept your fake apology cause you're a slut!

Boy is this ever the truth!

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Waaaay too true right now, lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.

Don't give me those cheap 87 octane panties either. I want the race gas ones..performance counts lol

Free, Workplace Ecard: Yes, I know I am going to hell in gasoline panties for laughing at that, but that shit was fucking hilarious.

Mom, thank you doesn't say enough for all you do!

I really wanted to be able to teleport, but this is the stupid superpower I got.

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