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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

I wonder how many historical figures did this...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Truth.

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

Hey, it is a step! #OurSkinny #SummerIsComing

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Truth if only it was legal

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym.... the remaining 10 months it's a bar. Who's in?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm opening a gym and calling it 'Resolutions'. For the first 2 months of the year it's a gym. the remaining 10 months it's a bar.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Oh Denise... I can smell your dirty job from here

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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