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6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

This is so wrong, but hilarious!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

Run! Miss Nelson's Got the Camera: Clutter Control

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

Well there was that one day, like ten years ago....

Funny pictures about You can't buy my love. Oh, and cool pics about You can't buy my love. Also, You can't buy my love photos.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Although MANdy Dennis Smith it wouldn't look much different than it does now! Maybe the birds in Buchanan Va look down, see your face & it makes them want to take a shit!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope a bird shits on your face today.

Yeah probably offensive..just sayin

i end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

I was blessed with an awesome personality, a great ass, and a beautiful face. It just wouldn't be fair to the other girls if God gave me big boobs. But God did give me big boobs. who said life is fair?

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Just remember...

THE TRUTH IN HUMOR! Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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