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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

Update your resume, now!

Gotta remember this--put that you were Time's 2006 Person of the Year on your resume/CV. In Time made "everyone" the person of the year.

Geesh!

So this is why the world is going to hell because some dumb ass left the idiot bag open 😧👎

Omg Foooooooooood

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

Red bull & coffee half way to work before I realized I forgot my car

Funny pictures about Making coffee with Red Bull. Oh, and cool pics about Making coffee with Red Bull. Also, Making coffee with Red Bull.

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it…| Am I the only one that realizes this is actually a quote from the Marvel Fandom and not just a funny saying...

Alright u go in tht store and get everything they have and if the cops show u p ur deaf and i cant speak english and if it dont work well b setting n jail beside each other saying tht was fun

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But what if you had a phobia of pop-up books? Then you would never be able to read The Pop-up Book of Phobias because of your pop-up book phobia.

Forget about the "Beware of Dog" signs, this is going up on the front door!

WARNING This property is protected by husband with gun & wife with PMS. Guess which one is home! Too funny! More scary is the PMS wife with the gun.

when i was on drugs i couldn't even find my bike. lmao yes.

High Way: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while competing on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

Lol...I think a lot of us can relate

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

I came into this world kicking and screaming…

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way.well ok

Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.

Whoever snuck the s in fast food was a clever little bastard - FAT FOOD

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

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